Jan 27, 2009

60 Things Men Should Say To Their Women Every Day

I love you.

Your eyes are pretty.

Your eyes are beautiful.

Your eyes are gorgeous.

Your eyes sparkle.

I love the color of your eyes.

Your hair is pretty.

Your skin is smooth.

Your skin is soft.

Your skin is firm.

Your ass is firm.

Your ass is not big.

Your ass is not flat.

I love your ass.

Your hair is soft.

You smell good.

Your toenail and/or fingernail polish looks very sexy (unless the polish needs to be redone, which is certainly not my decision to make).

You look toned and/or firm.

You have great legs.

You do not have cankles.

I never really enjoyed having sex with any of my other lovers.

I very much enjoy having sex with you.

I respect you.

I want to listen.

I want to help you.

I want to be there for you, forever.

I want to grow old together.

I want to die in each other’s arms.

I want you to die before me so that you don’t experience the pain of losing me.

I want you to die after me so that you have a longer, fuller life.

I love my mom. I love you more.

I never really loved anyone romantically before I met you. I just thought I was in love. And, no, I was not in lust.

I love every woman in your family that you don’t hate and all of your female friends and I am attracted to none of them.

I would rather have my scrotum clawed off by hundreds of rats than have sex with any woman on Earth other than you.

I do not watch pornography.

I watch the kind of pornography that you watch.

You are a dirty little girl.

You are an amazing woman.

I have so much respect for you.

I love the way you walk.

I love the sound of your voice.

You have a pretty name (unless you don’t like your name).

You could have been a movie star.

I’m sure you would be a wonderful mother./You are a wonderful mother.

I do not think you are a bad driver.

You are a good driver.

What do you think?

How do you feel?

Are you ok?

Do you want to talk?

I’m sorry.

Is there anything I can do?

Are you sure?

Please let me help.

You look very pretty in your new dress/jeans/pants/skirt/shorts/top/bikini/panties/bra.

Your ass looks great in that/those.

Those heels make your legs look amazing.

Let me rub your feet.

I love your cooking but I just feel like cooking for you tonight. Let me pour you a glass of wine.

No I am not hungry but I will order it and eat most of it until I feel like I’m going to throw up so that you can have “a bite.”

I don’t think she’s pretty.